max and paddy raymond the bastard

But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. ** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four. or. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. No Context Max and Paddy. Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. -->And we dont take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. * HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). He also keeps a poster of, * BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due.Welcome to the Official Peter Kay YouTube channel! * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song: Don't know where we're going,Got no way of knowing,Driving on the Road to Nowhere.Sponging for a living,Checkin' out the women,Riding on the Road to Nowhere.And we take don't shit from anyone.The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.It's Max and Paddy (-Paddy and Max! After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. Click here to login or here to sign up. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. * BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made. Rating: 7.60/10 (avg out of 3450 votes) Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Airs: Friday. Christine, 33, and Paddy have three children. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. What? While waiting, Max and Paddy catch the train to Middlewood, which actually turns out to be the last one that day, so the pair are forced to trek back through the woods, but get lost. %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. He claims they can sell it on at market for around 300. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting. Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. * PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks How many times are you going to play that song?, * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that, * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terrys All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. * {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. ** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]. * ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. He has also appeared in Coronation Street and Emmerdale. Max and Paddy drive into North East England to visit Max's old doorman friend Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon, who had previously briefly appeared in the 1994 flashback in Episode 2. ]], ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick. ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. Comedy Rewind: Looking back at Sink Or Swim, The making of The Oldest Comedy Club In Britain, First Gig, Worst Gig: Schalk Bezuidenhout. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Menu. %%* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy. As soon as they're released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry's 60th birthday party.]] * UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani. Not long after, Brian Potter pays a visit and thanks to a news article regarding the Phoenix Club, the inmates find out that Max and Paddy are just "bouncers". As is. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. * ViolentGlaswegian: Billy the Butcher is from Newcastle, not Scotland, but otherwise he qualifies as this. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". He also keeps a poster of ''Film/{{Blade}}'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. 14 * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way." 15 HilarityEnsues. )And best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. ** In Max and Paddys defence, they did tell Brian that he was going to ruin their chances of freedom, so Brian should have known that that something bad was going come out of this. Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. A spoof fitness DVD was released, Max & Paddy's The Power of Two, including several gags and pieces of scenery from the main series. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian's fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. * NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. Their situation worsens when Mick Bustin tries to charge them 500 to retrieve the campervan, causing the pair to break into Bustin's workshop and, in a parody of The A-Team, modify the van and 'bust' out back on to the road, only for the van to break down again miles later, Mick Bustin having never actually made any repairs. * GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds.". * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. ]], * EpicFail: Maxs attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. * ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. [1], His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. The pair arrive in North-East England where Max meets his old friend and once fellow-doorman Billy "The Butcher" Shannon. -->And best of all, we don't pay council tax.''''. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is. After discovering the girls, locally known as the 'Belgrano Sisters', are infamous for this, they get revenge by forcing them to steal some speakers for their television. No, it's not as easy as that, Max. Facebook The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called "Magnet and Steel". PHONE Hello? However, the child, a 10-year-old boy called Daniel, is actually Max's son. Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. ]], * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max's attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Kay and McGuinness themselves sang it in the opening sequences of episodes 2 to 6. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. * CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Following on from the hi-jacking, Max and Paddy are now serving time at Her Majesty's Pleasure. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Wikipedia [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustins OhCrap moment. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin's exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. After hi-jacking a school bus, the boys are sent to prison and play up their tough image in an attempt for survival. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. ]], * PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. m and p by Emily Grant - Dailymotion * HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. Tina, it's Max. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. ** When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. Raymond (The Bastard) 1 episode, 2004 Dean Stephens . Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube 0:00 / 6:41 Intro Sign in to confirm your age This video may be inappropriate for some users. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. Get back you bastard! (exended - 40seconds) Max and Paddy - YouTube [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] * InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia The police are quickly on to the gang, with only Shannon aware of any crime. How many kids does Christine McGuinness have? ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. Billy is arrested, Paddy gets better and the police pardons the two of them, despite an earlier event regarding a speed camera. Paddy is an idealistic wide boy obsessed with sex, pornography and food. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. He's not. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. [1] No wonder Tina left him.

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